Cats and Animals: Sorry Mr Whiskers

Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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You deserved it 38 071

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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You deserved it 96 615

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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You deserved it 6 072

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 530

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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You deserved it 14 814

Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

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You deserved it 329

Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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You deserved it 3 870

Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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You deserved it 212

NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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You deserved it 455

Weird reason

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:33 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML

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You deserved it 3 452

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 42 599

badluckross 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:34

I think I'm going to cry.

hazardmuffin 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:36

This is probably the most awful FML I've ever read. I'm sorry about your cat, OP :(

Comments

mchmelev1993 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:36

Wow this fml broke my heart i know you didnt mean it on purpose but hopefully the kittys in a better place now he obviously had some health problems so its not your fault:( rest in peace

TisAPenguin 16

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:37

Wow. I'm glad to see the FML staff cares! This situation is heartbreaking, and I understand why OP would feel so bad. But it's not your fault, hun. You couldn't have known. It'll hurt for a bit but please don't beat yourself up over it.

xathenax 6

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:38

You're a ******* dick

askullnamedbilly 33

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:45

And you're insulting someone over the internet who has just lost their longtime pet and is devastated that their last moments together were less than ideal. Grow up, please.

PAsurvivor 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:38

Not your fault OP. Don't remember him how he died, remember him as he lived. I'm sure he knew you loved him, and I hope you fixed things with your girl.

ForkymeetsPorky 15

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:39

Times like this I wish they made an All Cats Go to Heaven.

Sassie8810 9

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:44

I can't really say YDI because we all have those moments. Sorry for your loss. :(

xarina 11

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:45

My heart sank when I read this. I'm so sorry for your loss OP.

elizabethia 5

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:46

This FML seriously broke my heart.

agrog 1

Thursday 10 April 2014 13:35

Same here. :*(

Dt33345 13

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:51

OP I feel so bad for you. I can just imagine if that happened to my cats, and it's really difficult to think of. Just remember that your cat is now in an awesome place with all his/her kitty relatives, waiting for you to join them and be reunited.