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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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ohdamn_fml 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:44

At least you're not 30 like the penis FML that just got posted

agirlinahouse 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:45

18 is not that old. hardly an fml.

fiveforfighting 26

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:46

Well this day in age most people are asked out before 18. It's a social conformity thing.

omggsucks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:47

..you said yes, right?

luigi23_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:47

whats wrong with that you should have gone with it if you liked him

KaylieBieber13 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:32

he was ****** five!!!!

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:50

So... Is he a good kisser?

that_guy321 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:54

hey, look on the bright side at least he got excited, didn't call you ugly like most of the fml's say little kids say to them

Orlinda 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:55

awww its cute and sad.. u should ask for advice on gurl.com idk ive been asked out but they guys are not for me soooo...idk

bartmasta 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:54

cuz u a ******

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:55

I'm sixteen and no guy has asked me out.

log1k 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:55

LOL #9

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Sorry sweaty

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