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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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dg72592_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:10

so? i know lots of beautiful, smart, and amazing girls that have never had a boyfriend because they're just shy with guys or prefer not to mess with relationships (which, in my opinion, is a good move on their part).

RandomCookie26 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:19

Hehe thats so cute! The little kid must be so sweet, I love children. Dont sweat the not having a boyfriend thing, as long as you are content with what you have and dont go looking for more the right person will show up, you'll fall in love, get married and then have sweet little childrens together.

QiScorpion 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 10:06

that's quite a bitter-sweet FML. it's sweet that he asked you, but sad that you're 18. but then, i'm a 17-year-old guy and i've never been asked out by a girl. i've asked one or two, but they've all said no. so i feel your pain.

akcansuckmykiss 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 11:01

I've got a few years ahead of you and thats my life story. Well in 7th grade a really ugly guy stalked me for 2 weeks and asked me out.

YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 11:42

Seriously, stop moaning. I hate to sound harsh, but FMLs about never being asked out are kinda lame...especially if you're under 20. Maybe you just haven't met the right guy or something. It was sweet the kid asked you out though. I hope you said yes to humour him!

Gringo_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:48

#99, you took the words right outta mi mouth

CrapI4get 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 13:55

aww that was sweet!! good luck on finding a real relationship.

xxdani 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:16

awww=[ and #99, i would agree with you except for the fact that I'm 15 and there is tons of pressure put on people to be asked out, or when everyone notices people asking their friends out and not them it kind of ruins their self-esteem. I have been asked out before, but the thing that I think bothers most people is not that their not DATING someone, but that no one shows even interest in them

YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 14:20

#102 (this is #99) I've just turned 16 and I don't care. If I was 25 then I probably would but why waste your teenage years moaning over the fact you haven't got a boy/girl friend? If you have one, great! If not, just hang out with your mates until the right person comes along.