Kids: Sorry sweaty

Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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job_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:01

its ok, i was in the same situation as you are till i was 18. Then a girl i had known for a while made a move on me, lasted for a little bit, i told her i loved her. It turned out she was just doing this to make my "best" friend jealous. I say "best" because i once got the guts to ask a girl to prom, prom night he ran off with her.

Phillay632 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:01

Well, if you're planning on being a middle/high school teacher, I bet I know what your reply was...

HappyLittleGhost 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:12

I sympathize. But don't worry too much, it's not necessarily a reflection on your looks or personality. I'm considered very attractive but I'm almost 17 and only been asked out once in my life. In my case, this is because I don't get out much. So you get my point, there are a lot of other things that could be a factor.

dol567 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:15

Not very FML... little kids always propose to older girls (in this case), and I'm 16 and may not have a boyfriend when I'm 18 either.

abgirl 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:17

It's OK. I didn't have much going on in the guy department either until I moved away from home. One year of working and 2 years of college later, I have the best boyfriend in the world. Seriously, being that age just sucks in general for everyone. I don't think life even really starts until you're 19 or 20.

Commonsenseless 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:18

Awww that's so cute. The 5 year old boy part, I mean. But don't worry! I'm sure you'll find someone special real soon :)

moosey1234 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:20

hey!! their loss!!! i'm srry i'm 14 and still never had a guy friend =[

ISandra 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:21

AWWW LMAAAO. that's pretty cute, not gonna liee.

lifefullofirony 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:27

Don't worry, I was 18 when I got my first boyfriend. There's someone out there, you just have to give it time. In the mean time, have fun being single.