Kids: Sorry sweaty

Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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ameliastanford 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:44

that's adorable.

tech42er 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:06

#91 Beautiful analogy but to be fair, a lot of the top cherries will hurt us. You might think we're indifferent or uninterested in you, but the meaner girls can be brutal to us. Eventually we'll come around an find the right girl, though, people like you. For the OP, you've just got to wait until the guy comes along who likes you, is brave enough to ask you out, and who you like. Truth is, it's not that hard as long as you meet the right people. In college (depending on where you go of course), you should really have no problem. Even high school shouldn't be that bad (I'm assuming you're a senior). Just try and get yourself out there; hang out with more people, talk to friends of friends, and eventually you'll meet a great guy. Of course, you'll only have a few months before college but that's the point of teen relationships: not eternal, undying love, just a more casual mutual liking. In college, things might get more serious. And eventually, you'll find the right guy. Don't worry.

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:39

#18: I agree. Girls should ask the guys out more often. There are all these weird traps guys have to dodge, play, skip around and stuff. For some reason, there seems to be the stupid notion that a girl asking a guy out is slutty. And people tend to overlook the troubles guys face in the dating world: some of them aren't good at picking up hints. Sometimes girls act cold, hard-to-get, and they like a guy but they can't tell. Then a girl's smiling, waving at him, acting all friendly - and she was just being nice and had no feelings for him whatsoever. Then sometimes, their female friends are always complimenting the crap out of them and when the guys get attached, WHIZ, see ya later. Everyone's talking about someday, having the right guy find them. Sometimes, YOU can find the right guy, too. If it's "right", and it's all about true love and stuff, you'll have to stop playing games. Seems like it's always the guy who has to impress the girl - like girls are all sacred goddesses and guys are filthy scum who have to prove themselves otherwise?