Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

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olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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FalconWhitaker 20

I am flabbergasted by the sheer lack of common sense show here. The mind boggles.

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redrose037 3

You've got one dumb boyfriend... Really. Iq 10?

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Umm. You should buy him some potholders and slap him in the face with them. And while ya at it. Try slapping out some of that stupid he's got in there

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ravenevercross 19

Your boyfriend is an idiot

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pacmanman 15

First thing that comes to mind when I read this... grandma's boy. Lol XD

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HorrorFan13 2

He fixed you frozen pizza? He's a keeper!

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brittlehorn20 21

He's a keeper *sarcasm*

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skyeyez9 24

For Future refernce, don't ever let him cook with a cast iron skillet! His ignorant ass will probably grab the handle without an oven mitt.

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