Love, Weird, Awkward, Cooking and Pizza: Sounds like a keeper

Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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Same thing different taste

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Prince Charming

By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML

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By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

olpally 32

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

Comments

toaster012 17

Thursday 11 April 2013 22:40

And at least he knows how to turn the oven on..

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 22:55

Well..that was stupidly adorable... no, just stupid.

Mynameislinh 24

Thursday 11 April 2013 22:59

Well that's hot.

missadoodikins 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:05

You may wanna have him tested.

Ella_fml 17

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:19

Just gonna stand there and watch him burn?

Dairyking 8

Friday 12 April 2013 2:54

Well, that's alright, because he's screaming when it hurts.

sassy2085 16

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:28

I am having thoughts of a comedy movie that when boy meets girl the music starts boy takes out pizza out of oven with bare hands girl smiles shakes head and the next time stops him shows oven mitts and takes it out of the oven safely boy goes ohhhh and Nods head tries it out and they look at each other with that's better then kiss. Good luck OP

Geometric 18

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:29

Your boyfriend is one slice short of a pizza.

AshaaFerreira 22

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:36

Op think about it this way. If he will burn his hands to cook for you. At least you know he will try to save you in a fire :P

Axel5238 29

Thursday 11 April 2013 23:43

FYL.With this and the teens not knowing how to make toast few days ago I hope it's a joke. This sounds like something out of a cartoon and if it is real he's dumb enough that at some point he's gonna hurt someone.