Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

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olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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staroftexas9 3

Dump the dumbass now and for Heavens sake do not reproduce with him!!

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Slaught000 9

Possibly the dumbest person I have ever heard of.

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Bloodjoker 11

REAL men don't need potholders! We get 3rd degree burns just like our father's and their fathers before them!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lmfao. That's cute and funny at the same time. I can only imagine the look on OP's face "umm does this normally happen when you cook dinner by yourself?" Lmfao

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armyaggie 11

Does he have oven mits? If not, how about you get him some for his next birthday/anniversary/Christmas and show him how to use them.

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simoncat 11

You'd think that Natural Selection would've taken it's course by now.

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joethebiden 8

2 weeks? It's not too late to return it for a refund.

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anmolm97 12

boyfriend of 2 weeks.....hows that relevant?

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