Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Go ahead and kick him hard enough so he'll be shooting blanks the rest of his life. That'll be one less idiot to reproduce.

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Epiqness 0

Depends on how hard you kick.

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Candice0687 0

Well I hope that your smart enough to be on birth control if your boyfriend thinks that like that or your going to end up pregnant because he probably doesn't wear a condom.

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trollierthanthou 1

oh my...... He is definitely a keeper!

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compuergirl123 0

Just kick him as hard as possible then try it out

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katcot99 11

The BF's an idiot. Sorry OP

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trollierthanthou 1

it does make a guy sterile repeatedly bashing him but i would not trust it... Just sayin'. And also, guys are more resistant to pain than girls so i figure that getting bashed in the balls is worse than giving birth, and i am a girl. O_o

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bizarre_ftw 21

You may be a girl but you certainly aren't smart, it is an actual fact that women have a higher pain tolerance and are also stronger as far as surviving goes (meaning if a guy and a girl both suffered severe injuries the girl is more likely to survive) Also, getting a nut shot, simply put, is get hit in an extremely sensitive place giving birth is having an extremely sensitive place ripped ******* open over the course of a good many hours, and is something you have to actively participate in

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HopeLoveMusic 0

If you do it multiple times constantly I heard it can mess stuff up.

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iLikeSportz33 0

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. **** punt!

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