Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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pfx2_fml 15

You must be having so much fun.

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immaMonsta 8

He isn't entirely wrong. If a guy gets hard enough in the balls he'll lose the ability to have kids. Why don't you try it out? His genes aren't needed anyway.

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DocBastard 38

By saying that, you think he's such an idiot that you won't sleep with him. And abstinence IS the only guaranteed 100% effective form of birth control. In other words, he's absolutely correct.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sort of related - If I were to have a baby before I had sex I would punch someone, I don't give a damn if it was the son of god!

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DocBastard 38

Ramsham...what? Oh, you must mean rochambeau. Gotcha.

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JustDerpin 11

you, ma'am, are frigging awesome.

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Aug1508 9

Well if u kick his balls hard enough, they'll probably come out his throat, and can no longer use them. So yea... Birth control. Lol

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jujubunni5 9

Ask him if you can assist him with this birth control method

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metalwolf 17

You dont deserve it but am pretty sure he does. HDI

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rcgirl2 11

Hmmm. Maybe you should try it.

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jayhawkchik 4

You should kick him so hard that he won't ever be able to breed, we don't need him polluting the gene pool.

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