Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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theonlysweetpea 10

... roll with it. Keep goin til you get enough...

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dylwalk 3

To every one who is saying do it, because he doesn't deserve to reproduce, you are proving his point

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perdix 29

Do your own experiment. Start my conducting controlled testes.

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onlychildFTW 33

That's some really painful birth control. I'll take none of that please. Haha.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Ha, that's a wonderful excuse to kick him in the balls REALLY hard ;)

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brianjman14 22

What an idiot! Everyone knows the 100% effective way of birth control is pulling out!

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kalbrek009 20

Actually 86, it's "NEVER putting in in". Hope you know better & were just being sarcastic...otherwise-you'd be just as ignorant as OP's BF. Pre-cum has sperm in it & leaks out during sex so the "pull out" method is unreliable. Maybe you're just sterile & couldn't get any pregnant anyways (@ least I'm hoping that's the case for you after seeing your profile picture & reading your comment IF you really believe what you said to be true)

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