Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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nofearjenshere 12

Or he could use a condom.

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Classlfied 4

Condoms are for sailors hun...

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BrysGirl27 14

Or he could get kicked In the dick. That always works too:p

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j_cat187 19

Haha my dick is like a submarine: it's long hard and wet. It is also full of semen.

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HeartOfLead 24

Why argue with the fun way? If I were to do the kicking, steel toe's the way to go!

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whitey53 5

Red Forman voice: dumbass.

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yourmama94 1

Lol I'm pretty sure you brought back some amazing memories

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nsnforever 2

If I could thumb up your comment a million times, I would.

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

When ever I see the word "dumbass" it comes out in his voice anyway.

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bizarre_ftw 21

"[...] you know what else is a great method of birth control? My foot in your ass!"

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mpsteve137 15

Well I guess if you tried hard enough it'd work eventually

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guy24 9

You didn't say how hard. If it were hard enough he would not ever have babies.

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Enslaved 36

I thought it was only early childhood "bicycle accidents".

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ryanLinke 4

should t that be an fml for him id u think that......

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JustDerpin 11

you should check your sentence before you post it. ._.

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eeppiicc 8

Translation: shouldn't that be an FML for him if he thinks that.

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linkinpark98 23

Do it. Don't let him reproduce. ._.

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jerseyboy732 16

he deserves to get kicked in the balls for even suggesting that

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