Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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eyecon502 13

Please refrain from have intercourse with him. The possibility of him ever reproducing frightens me.

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onealmxwilson 18

Today, your boyfriend is mentally retarded. FYL

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igese 11

at least you have an excuse now..

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Awsumuzzie 12

What an idiot... that's just painful! It is, however, proven that if the girl is on top, the gravitational pull of Earth will keep those little athletes out!

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gonad_gobbler 1

I know everyone is saying the boyfriend is dumb and he shouldn't reproduce and all that, but it is true to a certain extent. One swift kick to the nuts won't do it, but if you repeatedly bash in his ballsack with steel toed boots it will surely render his testicles useless.

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sonicboom17 0

get pregnant and show him how edfective it really is. then kick him for being a dipstick

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Awsumuzzie 12

Why breed with a idiot, have package, and be sad? Just yup prove a point lol.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Lol I gave up. No more commenting while being half awake.

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eeyoremily 1

Then you should kick him HARD in the nuts everytime he wants to have sex!!!

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