Videos, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Spanner in the works

Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By joanne - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Sqaud00 17

Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

Might want to explain to your mother that some things are best left untold

littlekellilee 45

Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

I don't know if I would be more mad at my mom for giving him the video; or at my boyfriend for inviting friends over to laugh together at your expense. It might be time to take that video and permanently delete it, then have some serious talks.

Comments

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 8 June 2015 0:16

Umm... No, what made your mother think that was okay? No one deserves that. Both your mother and boyfriend need a talking to, big time. Destroy the video and any copies that could have been made.

I_cant_think 10

Monday 8 June 2015 1:05

No, no talking needs to be had. We all have embarrassing moments. It even say in the FML that she "found them" so they weren't open and in OPs face about it. I bet her boyfriend has done embarrassing things that OP has laughed at.

catherinecas 30

Monday 8 June 2015 2:45

You do realize the FML "found them" refers to the boyfriend and his friends and not the video, right?

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 8 June 2015 3:42

It also said that OP's mom gave them the video in the first place. If her boyfriend thinks it's okay to show his friends that without asking, he probably isn't above making copies of it or uploading it online.

Farmillionaire 8

Monday 8 June 2015 0:18

It honestly isn't that serious. Get over yourself.

Cassandra2015 21

Monday 8 June 2015 0:25

That's not that bad , could be worse . We all have those embarrassing things caught on video from our parents . have a drink and walk it off

sturschaedel 27

Monday 8 June 2015 0:27

Wow, that's harsh! If I were in the situation urine, I would tell the friends to piss off and have a serious talk with your boyfriend and your mom.

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 8 June 2015 0:41

I think you should flush your shitty puns down the toilet.

BigC_from_Bama 16

Monday 8 June 2015 6:55

ah come now. Its at least the best attempt at one on here.

lovelockdown23 23

Monday 8 June 2015 0:39

Everyone has embarrassing photos/videos from their younger years. Be mad at your mom for giving it to him? No. Be mad at your boyfriend for watching it and laughing? No. Be mad at your boyfriend for inviting his friends to watch also? HELL YES!

abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 0:58

Tell them it wasn't urine just tears of happiness for having the chance to be on stage

BigC_from_Bama 16

Monday 8 June 2015 6:56

I hope she doesn't piss from her eyes or cry from her privates! Both of those thoughts equally disturbing...

whassallt26 13

Monday 8 June 2015 1:02

This is really an FML? You were young, try not to be so proud over something that happened when you were young that's actually pretty funny, learn to have a bit more humility OP (my opinion).

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 June 2015 1:08

Bet your pretty pissed off about that...

AletheDefender 15

Monday 8 June 2015 1:12

I don't think you understand how much I *need* a follow up for this

redpanda39 10

Monday 8 June 2015 1:44

Really guys? Nobody should ever laugh at anything like this? Have any of you ever heard of America's Funniest Home Videos? You know, that insanely popular TV show that's been going for years and has shown thousands of childrens' embarrassing moments for the world to laugh at?

catherinecas 30

Monday 8 June 2015 2:43

You do know there are tons of people that don't like that show right? Humor is super ******* subjective.

redpanda39 10

Monday 8 June 2015 7:05

Tons of people who don't like it, yeah, but it's still going, so obviously it's plenty popular. They don't keep shows going that nobody watches.

catherinecas 30

Monday 8 June 2015 9:45

My point wasn't that it's not popular just that some people don't necessarily find it to be funny. Personally, I'm not a fan because some of the videos of people falling off things make me sick to my stomach.