Videos, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Spanner in the works

Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 753

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By joanne - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

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You deserved it 2 088

By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 054

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 997

You deserved it 4 487

By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 830

You deserved it 8 620

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 645

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 374

You deserved it 41 852

Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173

You deserved it 2 410

By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 557

You deserved it 25 967

By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 198

You deserved it 8 750

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 759

Sqaud00 17

Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

Might want to explain to your mother that some things are best left untold

littlekellilee 45

Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

I don't know if I would be more mad at my mom for giving him the video; or at my boyfriend for inviting friends over to laugh together at your expense. It might be time to take that video and permanently delete it, then have some serious talks.

Comments

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 8 June 2015 1:48

Honestly, your boyfriend sounds like a bit of a douche if he showed it to his friends... That's not cool. I won't say "dump him!!!1!1!!5!" Because I don't know the whole story, but really have a talk with him about that.

RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 8 June 2015 1:50

You need to break up with him because that's really mean

Jinxsie 27

Monday 8 June 2015 5:40

Yes. Break up with him over a dumb video. That's a great reason!

SilkMudah 18

Monday 8 June 2015 7:27

I agree with #53s sarcasm. its not a reason to break up with him, it may be a dick move on his part but by no means is it a reason to break up.

tdawg91 17

Monday 8 June 2015 2:01

There are some seriously uptight people on here! No one needs a talking to, no one needs to be broken up with, pull your socks up and have a laugh at yourself every once in a while!

davisjenny81 30

Monday 8 June 2015 2:53

Why is everyone assuming this was from when she was little? What if it was from recently? Then it definitely wouldn't be ok. I don't understand why some people laugh at such things.

a1_z9 10

Monday 8 June 2015 3:42

Fair point, probably because it's harder to imagine a mother being so uncaring!

abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 3:29

I think the next time you get the opportunity you should just share the story with his friends about his "bedwetting issues" into his mid to late teens. I had the right details and say it was a story that was shared with you by his mother and leave it at that whether it's true or not let him squirm for a while