Special day

By buymeadrank - 30/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
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ultravioletbaby 0

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

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Mabel1989 0

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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ChelseaAnn08 0

Aw! I'm sorry hun! That SUCKS!! My cramps are the same way. =( Look on the bright side....labor will be a piece of cake! We are already used to the pain!

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Alice_Renee 0

Aww, hunny, I'm so sorry! My mom used to have them so bad that she threw up. :- be happy that's not the case. Anyway, ahppy birthday, hope you feel better soon.

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A_Jayhawk 0

You know what also sucks, you shouldn't mix alcohol with all those pills you are taking.

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tehninja 0

Ugh, I'm sorry. Those ones really suck.

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bsneeze 0

aw girl im sorry, happy birthday though! I know how you feel, i get cramps so bad sometimes that i come close to passing out. I hope they went away eventually so you could have enjoyed some of your birthday!

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monicamischief 0

that's not a fml. stop whining about a period. they are not big deals. you need to learn to suck it up

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heymoon 9

#18 i get the migraine + puking sometimes too... idk what triggers it. anyways, that sucks majorly. hope you feel better. :)

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ripcord 0

a uterus brought u into this world. i bet u caused it a lot more pain than it is causing u.

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Kitty34_fml 0

That sucks :( Tylenol usually takes about 30 minutes to kick in for me. Take it, fall asleep, wake up it should be better.

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curly777 0

some of you girls that are saying "suck it up, its just your period" probably dont realize that some people get worse cramps than others. I used to pass out from the pain of cramps and i know how it sucks. but i went to my gyno and now its all good.

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