Special day

By buymeadrank - 30/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
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ultravioletbaby 0

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

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Mabel1989 0

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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Honda288 2

That is a time when you wish you were a guy. HAHA :)

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alwayzbored 0

girls need to stop bitching about their periods, deal with it. If guys wrote an FML EVERY TIME they got hit in the balls (a true FML) this site would be filled with nothing but that

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haleycstar 0

oh my god how is getting hit in the balls an fml?!?! you have NO idea how much these cramps hurt for a lot of women you have like no sensitivity and I hope you do get hit in the balls so hard you cant have kids

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#132: You don't know the pain that she is going through, you can't 'suck it up' This feels so horrible, that you want to just sleep, scream, do anything. It hurts horribly, so stfu.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Today, I got my period on my brithday. My life is over. FML

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bellstrange 0

#138 how is getting hit in the balls the same as getting your period. I agree the period isn't FML since we have no choice in the matter. but you're getting kicked in the balls because you deserve it for making chauvinistic remarks and being an asshole, not because it's a natural bodily fluid. So no to the balls FML either.

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bigduck 0

weed usually does the trick for that situation...grow up and use a natural pain killer

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wpwpwp 0

if youve been in the fetal position all day how did you get up to type an fml? exaggeration? definitley. but i still feel bad, 21st birthday...that would have to be one of the worst days to get it

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kittehkat87 4

143- Maybe she wrote the FML when she was IN the fetal position?

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Wambo_fml 0

Its more like for your birthday your uterus said "Happy birthday! You aren't pregnant!"

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yeaaafml 0

Jeeze, you're 21 get over it, this is NOT an fml, its every day life I've had a ton of birthdays with my period, pop some midol and go party.

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dizzy07 0

The people who said that you deserved this one were D-bags and probably men who don't understand how much it sucks to get radiating cramps and vaginal discharge of blood for a week ESPECIALLY on your birthday =(

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