Square eyes

By comedybreak - 30/10/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML
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dubst5p 5

They make special yellow tinted glasses for that tell your doctor, he is a ******* retard. They are generally used by pro gamers

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boredblonde 17

go blind doing what you love? OR you could just become an expensive prostitute for like the president or mayor or something

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leadman1989 15

Don't worry op we're very close to the technological singularity you'll have cool bionic eyes and a new bionic ass (it hurts to sit all day) in no time!

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crystalnight 19

I'm pretty sure Technological Singularity means we'll all die. I don't think robots would want to be slaves.

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leadman1989 15

I think you've been watching too many movies... I never said anything about sentient machines.

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ikickgingers 15

17 - I don't think that's what Kurzweil was getting at . . .

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MarioDragon 14

Weird, I've been on the computer 24/7 since I was 6 (almost literally, I have no life...) and I have 20/20 vision. Buy a decent monitor and leave the brightness down, and stop using those darn CRT's...

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Eggers 2

yeah my optomitrist actually said TVs and monitors cant permanently damage your eyes... cough sounds like your doc lied

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Daralea 21

Wow. You don't sleep? You must be a robot, in which case eye sight deterioration would never be an issue.

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tinkybonk 10

Logical thing to do: Blog it out on your computer.

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megatherium 4

I'm sorry. I was diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome a month before I graduated with an animation degree. Life is cruel :(

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aliadawn 0

Do the Yoga! Strengthen the wrists with inversions and shoulder stands. Stretch them back and forward daily. Keep them in motion with new patterns. Also eat non-inflammatory foods and eat less of the ones that aid inflammation.

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burrahobbit955 0

Get flux. Just google it it's the first thing that comes up and it can help prevent eyestrain

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pseudolife 4

I'm going through something similar. Have your desk ergonomically adjusted at work. Wear your glasses anytime you read. In your spare time, try not to use your computer, laptop, tablet, TV, any electronic item with a screen. Sorry to say this, but it's a lifestyle change.

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sighawkward 6

Get a second or even third opinion!!

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cupcake6363 0

glasses? contacts?:P

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perdix 29

I've got a similar problem. I got a doctorate in Masturbation. I wrote the seminal work definitively proving that it doesn't cause blindness. Ironic, huh?

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powersticks 16

There are special glasses that help out people like OP. They filter out the blue at the end of the spectrum. Some people have to focus harder then others to see the color so the glasses either focus for you or omit that color. It's a specific wavelength so it doesn't filter all the blue colors just the one that people have problems focusing on.

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