Work, Computers and Health: Square eyes

Square eyes

By comedybreak - 30/10/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

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By Tanner_6969 - 11/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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By KelseNM - 14/08/2018 14:30

Today, I've been diagnosed with an incurable condition in both eyes that is making me go blind. I lost my job and had to drop out of my final year in college because of this. Then my ex found out and stole my car since I "won't need it". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Tampa

Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML

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By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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By suhleedah18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML

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By Blinkin - 08/09/2021 02:00

Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

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By dangeronpa - 14/06/2019 02:32

Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML

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dubst5p 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:55

They make special yellow tinted glasses for that tell your doctor, he is a ******* retard. They are generally used by pro gamers

boredblonde 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:54

go blind doing what you love? OR you could just become an expensive prostitute for like the president or mayor or something

Comments

bladomas 2

Monday 31 October 2011 22:16

ydi for not listening to your daughter

comedybreak 20

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:04

I have a daughter now?

bubo_fml 10

Monday 31 October 2011 22:54

Just curious...Are your palms hairy as well?

cataphonic 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:48

That's a bullshit doctor. Dont believe him. See a real expert, though.

greed460 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:31

Your doctor sucks. It has not been proven that staring at a monitor causes eye strain enough to do anything.

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:12

I know he's a doctor but I'm pretty sure I've had this discussion with other professionals and they all agree eye strain as a result of too much tv/computer doesn't make you see any worst..just like your arm isn't going to get weaker if it's sore after a workout.

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:33

Turn down the brightness. That may help

CoteDePablo 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 12:18

Well at least get off of FML, you bloke!

freddykrueger56 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:19

That sucks, bro.

TheDarkCynder 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:30

It's a myth that staring at a screen can ruin the average person's eyes.

krez 20

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:51

Take a short break from staring at the monitor every hour. Keep your face at least 30 inches away, and the top of the monitor should be even with your eyes. Get one of those anti-glare shields.