Birthday, Clothes, Party and Miscellaneous: Stay fresh

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By neverbeenkissed - 03/07/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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wowfmlife 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:09

It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy

geesquared 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

So... I assume you wear women's clothing?

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Manda777 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:14

this rly isnt a fml... if it was a tshirt, then that happens all the time. and if it wasnt a tshirt, then you totally deserved that.

dancin303 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:15

i am a 14 yr old girl and sometimes the guy shirts are more confortable...but if it is at a party then i prob wouldnt wear a guy shirt. also maybe you just are metrosexual

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:26

I wear skinny fit shirts.. Those are chick clothes but that doesn't make me gay I just see girl clothes look better than some guy clothes

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:28

And I'm 14 so were all 14 in a sense

JohnFR33M4N 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:16

Hey if you cant be original just blend in with the crowd....even if they think you are a pervert in drag

Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:20

IB4T"OMG use proper grammar this is America!"

pandabearsmiles 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:28

I'm American, and obviously I know alot of Americans, but foriegn people as well, and no one cares about proper grammar. Grammar and America really have no relation.

alazae 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:06

; Lmao OP is from the UK...

manoverboard 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:21

Haha. I wear guy shirts all the time. Don't think so much about it.

McA513M 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:22

#14, you are a HORRIBLE example of Americans. You do realize that our way of doing things, isn't the ONLY way right? OP: Don't worry. Your life isn't ******, so stop stressing over the little things mkay? :)

irishfever 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:22

crossdressing... how fun

jadeddream 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:23

Unless it was pink with faeries on it, then I think you're fine.

TheZephyrSon 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:25

Depends on what kind of shirt it was...

Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:25

#16, you're a retard. "IB4T" stands for "In before The". Had you not mindlessly jumped to conclusions, you'd understand that I was saying "In before the 'OMG use proper grammar this is America!" comments. ****.