Sticky boi

By emonsteadman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Denton

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 640
You deserved it 3 439

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...

Comments

perdix 29

Maintaining order at the pool and establishing your dominance is an emergency. Giving that pimply-faced brat a public beat-down is imperative for you to show everyone the rules will be followed!

Well better soda than something else like pee

Oh well, what goes around comes around... That boy is going to get it from karma now!

You do understand that isn't how karma works right? And for all the stupid people who blame karma for everything, good karma is a negative as well. The goal is to die with neutral karma. That is the only way to move on and escape the cycle.

-1 Karma points to you 60. Looks like you're gonna get hit by a car in the next 20 seconds because you're too stupid to actually listen to someone who bothered to do the research.

kitkat2014 6

I agree with 34 (the OP of the comment). That kid was very disrespectful and he has higher sources with worse consequences to worry about than karma. Karma is a theory. NOT a fact of life. Not everyone believes in it and some people see it differently. The fact that you tried to research and educate someone about a theory doesn't make you some master theologian. SO CALM DOWN.

...So you're saying I shouldn't expect to be corrected if I start saying its evolution that humans are a result of a giant orgy of all the animals, because evolution is a theory and "some people see it differently"? No, you go around saying a word without actually knowing what it means then you should expect to be corrected. The response she gave however made it sufficiently evident that she is just a dumbass.

hockeyoceancity 13

You should of waited till he went to lay down and when he closes his eyes sneak behide him and blow your whistle as loud as you can in his ear, when he stands up to yell at you prepare your water gun that you put soda in and shoot him down!

Hopefully not. A lifeguard is probably orange enough.

reddudeover 2

That was an emergency. That kid needed an emergency beat down!

ArrickMorris 4

I work as a guard too. I once told a 30 year old maintenance guy he couldn't dive and e tried to fight me for being a racist. Thankfully my bosses are lenient and I was aloud to get up haha

ArrickMorris 4

Thanks haha I have horrible spelling

I would've probably threw the kid into the pool if he did that to me