Sticky boi

By emonsteadman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Denton

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 640
You deserved it 3 439

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...

Comments

You're a moron.. I would say being covered in soda is enough of an emergency to get up. Stop being such a damn sheep.

Yes, you're absolutely right! He's a moron for following the rules. If some other person started drowning while the lifeguard attended to giving this kid a pounding, WHO ******* CARES, right? At least the lifeguard would have done the right thing in shirking his duties and ignoring the other swimmers. Is that about right, stevenmx86?

Lionesse 15

Thank You 64, some *******, like this guy, don't know that Lifeguards, cannot lose sight of their 10/20's unless it's an emergency. You can't stop watching other guests because of that. People who don't know, stop assuming and educate yourself about a Lifeguard's duty..

ArrickMorris 4

Haha wow people on here who actually responsible. I'm impressed

You should have got off and beat his little ass.

caplox 6

Kids these days have so much disrespect towards everyone.

jwh2012 0

That's when you start carrying a air soft gun!!!

Because airsoft doesn't get enough bad press already, right? -.- The media love incidents with airsoft guns. It's so easy to over-exaggerate it, pump it full of sensationalist bullshit and scare the piss out of Joe Public. Idiot comments like yours and irresponsible actions with airsoft guns like that, could very easily get the sport banned for people who use them properly. If you must be an idiot, use a different tool, please.

ArrickMorris 4

Too whoever gave that a thumb down, he is right people who do stupid shit with otherwise harmless things give the public a bad representation of people who use said things in a proper way! Although firearms are dangerous, the same principal applies and I cannot cary in my state because of it

With that soda cologne, you'll get more intimate attention. Whether it's flies, or obese people, that's something that time will tell.

umm, WHY is this brat running around the pool area with a soda can? Any pool I've ever been at, does not allow food or drink in or near pool area.

ArrickMorris 4

It depends on the pool. At the ones I work at, being mostly outdoors, we allow all food and drink except alcohol, we even allow smoking.

Briiyahh 7

Ouch.... Report that teenager

Unlucky OP, that experience must've been soda-pressing...

I think that would've been an exception to get up...