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Kicking his ass sure sounds like an emergency to me.
Being a life guard as well this is where you get your manager and remove his ass from the pool
Hmmm that's weird I'm a lifeguard and were allowed to move about the the pool deck as long as we're watching the pool....
Hey everybody, go watch my video on YouTube called "kid jumps out of pool" it should be the 7th option down and posted by shireman1997....... I assure it will bring many laughs
thats horrible ! I'd be pissed
YDI I work as a lifeguard and if someone breaks a rule we kick them out, you didn't do anything so quit your bitching
I was referring to an incident similar to the OPs if something like that happened they'd get kicked out and I'm quite familiar with how to deal with people in those situations cause it happens a lot, before you go talking shit think that other may know a little more about what their talking about then you do
Clearly, you still don't get it through that thick head of yours.. and I quote you sir.. "Quit your bitching" Last time I checked, the OP wasn't bitching. You can't kick out guests in certain places unless a supervisor or shift leader witnessed the incident. The guest could pull the whole my word against the guards because in the end, the establishment doesn't want to lose money. Why don't you stop bitching and find out what it feels like to be a guard. And you clearly don't know how to handle situations like that if your first idea in your head was to tell the guard to stop bitching
I was referring to writing an fml about a bad day at work when there was clearly something he could have don't about the situation, granted rules are different in different places but if you sit there and do absolutely nothing ( he could have at least called another guard to come handle it ) he loses his right to complain. We all have bad days at work, don't need to be reading fmls about something that could have easily been fixed
Your retarded. You need to beat that kid senseless.
Sorry I feel ya. Guests are jerks. I just got of Lifeguarding today and some snot-nosed kid called me a ***** for asking him to stop making waves since there was a baby behind him.. Little runts =_=
Not all of them... There are a few annoying people out there.
I'm a lifeguard I'm assuming it's an outdoor pool? Since there shouldn't be pop or food in,out and around the pool
perhaps op works on a beach (?)
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Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...
What a waste of soda