Kids, Swimming pool and Work: Sticky boi

Sticky boi

By emonsteadman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Denton

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Monday 28 May 2012 18:58

Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...

Il_Maestro 6

Monday 28 May 2012 18:58

What a waste of soda

Comments

Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:21

This is why normal people hate teenagers.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:08

You look 16-18...

chabaseball1816 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:32

Haha. I'm a guard too, I hate kids like that

digitaljunky 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:03

Mario bros has that effect on some people ;)

PenguinSwag47 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:03

Wrong FML?

dnjohns 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:14

I'm a lifeguard too and I've had kids spit at me but never throw soda. sorry for the rotten luck :/

missunderstanded 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:24

I bet the flies loved you!

RissaTee 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:26

Being a lifeguard as well all I can say is that that sucks but if that ever happens again you should just make the kid sit out for 10 minutes to piss him/her off

ArrickMorris 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:46

Okay if someone throws a soda at a guard am only has to sit out for 10 minutes that's just gonna say to everyone else that you can assault the guard and no serious action will be taken. Honestly the kid needs to not be allowed back until next season. Hopefully by that time he may have developed some maturity.

RubySlippers84 11

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:47

guess what that is assault, you could legally file a complaint with the police. You should report it to your manager .

florencesummer 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 7:03

... and you couldnt use your towel to wipe it off? Or ask for a towel/paper towel?

chokefrantic 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 9:34

Why didn't you lick it off? Soda is delicious.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 12:48

I hate not being able to reply to comments from this app. But, no 64, that's not about right. I mean get off your stupid chair, wipe your self clean with a towel and get back on. I don't think it'd take more than 20 seconds to wipe off with a towel. You don't even need to take your eyes off of the bulk of the pool. I really don't even see where I suggested he "give the kid a pounding"..