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By deadbunnies - 31/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

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Kylias 6

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

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flyingpan8 0

bahahahahahahHHHahzhHHzhBHHHHHahahahahahabahahagj... in Arnold Schwarzenegger's golden words (from the movie 'Kindergarten Cop')... "STOP WHINING!"

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xHaniffax 0

"Boys have a penis; Girls have a ******"

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alliemi 0

this is full of win.

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driderk 0

Who is your daddy and what does he do? I miss those prank call clip mixers. Your boyfriend made a bad joke he probably thought his buddies would laugh at, so what. Maybe he got that same weird text recently and laughed at the randomness and though it might work on you. Hey atleast you aren't a screeching rabbit. Doesn't mean he doesn't care, just that he didn't think it through. To err is human, atleast he put forth some sort of effort. Im a cop you idiot!

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live_my_life245 0

Most things shriek when they die. If you go on peta and look at the videos of people horrifically killing the animals, they cut the pigs throat and as its bleeding to death it screams.

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alliemi 0

Yeah but most people have never seen such videos because they're selfish and don't want to be "bothered" by the horrible lives, anxieties and deaths of the chickens, cows and pigs whose lives they'll have made in vain in about 10 minutes.

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Kylias 6

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

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Intoxicunt 5

Win, win, win. Especially #104 and #107. Not that I don't like PETA and their ideals, but #104's response was just perfect.

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Kouroo_fml 0

Erm, your boyfriend is certainly a ray of sunshine... o.o;

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vermillionlove 0

wtf_omgz on LJ anyone?

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Nacirema20 0

aww... wat a dumb ass.. did he *really* think THAT would help...? :-/ FYL. poor bunnies...

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granpa_haribo 13

hum...... maybe if you think of their misery compared to yours it´s not that bad.....

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SuperSpore 0

Let me cheer you up, here's something funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZNza6-XDtc&feature=PlayList&p=6EC7B047181AD013&index=0

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DeathByIrony90 0

THIS BETTER NOT BE A RICKROLL'D!!!!!!

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xkaitlinwhitex 0

what is with everyone saying "his responce?"? is it a fml.com thing? (just like how you must start with "today" and end with "fml") or is everyone just saying it since everyone else is? i see it way to often on here. whatever the case may be, it's getting on my nerves. i mean, what's wrong with saying, "then he said..." or "his response was..." or even "he was like..." sorry that this has nothing to do with your fml. i'm sorry to hear that you can't stop thinking about dying bunnies. i can relate, today i came across this really disturbing story on the news about some rape victim and i can't stop thinking about it either. :(

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I didn't even notice that. OP: I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Someone on here said that when in a bad mood, no one has a sense of humor. So if you're boyfriend was trying to lift your spirits by cracking a joke, he tried but failed. That was kind of a macabre thing to say anyway. You could relax for a bit, sit back and watch something good on TV I guess. Or listen to music. Maybe that'll help.

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zee209 0

So what? That would make me laugh because it's so random.

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