Animals, Weird and Love: Strange behavior

Strange behavior

By deadbunnies - 31/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:12

Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

Kylias 6

Saturday 1 August 2009 7:56

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

Comments

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:38

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME ROCKSTAR MAYHEM ENDS? 11:00 AT NIGHT? OR WHAT

mydogsmellsgood 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:41

Shame on you for whining and expecting him to cheer you up. Did it ever occur to you that maybe he was having a bad day before you called to "make" him cheer you up? Maybe if you really liked him the sound of his voice alone could have brightened your day a little

Khiash 6

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:49

The OP stated that they were texting, statement null

mydogsmellsgood 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:54

Big diff. The sentiment still applies.

ShinkuBara 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:45

I never heard one shriek when I helped my friends dad butcher some. They did tend to jump around erratically when their heads were cut off though. Pretty amusing seeing them hitting the bike, spraying blood all over it.

RJB 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:08

???? I find it amusing that Bunnies with no head run around erractially spraying blood all over the place frantically running around hitting bikes in their(wrong?) path..Yes b/c love it when people put blood on there bike..do you happen to live in Wasilla, Alaska? http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081124/sarah-palins-dead-turkey-interview/

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:11

its funny when chickens do it

BigSky 5

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:47

I woke up one time to the sound of a baby bunny crying. My cat caught it and brought it in the house. My dog had it between his paws licking it. Fortunately, I got there in time to save it. They have a very unusual shriek. It's a sound I never want to hear again.

jimmyh250 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:58

they don't shriek when they're killed. only if you torment then like holding their back legs and letting the front ones try and run away. not that I've done that. it's harsh. but I've seen it. they do however, piss on your shoes.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:04

If I'm going to try to cheer someone up without resorting to forced tenderness and ego massaging, I usually go for a simple racist/offensive joke. You'd be surprised what just a little touch of unexpected shock can do to a mood, especially when it brings laughter (make sure your racist joke is actually funny!) Depending on how upset they are, I might not have to resort to that but just simply get them to laugh. Considering that deep down I hate answering the "Why do you love me" questions, it's much easier, plus I get to save that mushy material for spontaneous letters and cards. She cheers up and I don't feel annoyed at all for doing it.