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Stranger danger!

By calidreaming - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Japan - Osaka

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML

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emba_fml 13

Wednesday 9 May 2012 18:39

there is a huge lack of manners in society /:

CrassKal 27

Wednesday 9 May 2012 18:39

That's when you slap her hand and knock the change out.

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whycantisignup 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 14:43

Should've "accidentally" made her drop the change on your way out...

anilyne 11

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:12

No wonder people are too afraid to do nice things anymore. It's because of people like her

stangbang92 17

Sunday 27 December 2015 15:28

In this day and age you never know what she has gone through it could be two reason she's a feminazi who's a dick. Or she's had to deal with a lot of shit from pervs on the bus.

themanontheedge 13

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:28

was she an sjw?

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