Family, Death and Kids: Strong bonds

Strong bonds

By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter asked, "What would happen to me if you and daddy died?" I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said, "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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Beautiful sentiment

By emily geo - 03/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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Daddy! No!

By Brokemommy - 15/03/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have to figure out how to explain to my 6 year-old daughter when she gets home from school that she won’t be having a birthday party anymore, because she caught daddy having it off with the babysitter, and now we have nowhere to live. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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greysgal15 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:20

Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

Luckster 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:19

Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

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shayansh 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:42

Tape it, then play it back for her in 15 years.

sidekickinit 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:42

wait... the uncle's name is Ant??

kaprookie 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:08

it's probably a nickname

cameron_natasha 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:51

my thoughts EXACTLY xD

gradschoolwoes 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:43

hahahahaha little sociopath!

shizzbangpop 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:44

#13 FTW!

Pechorin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:45

Holy shit, her uncle is a GIANT ANT?!!?!?? That's ******' AWESOME!

kfnnnp 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:45

#19 is right. Everyone saying bad parenting or that the kid's evil is an idiot.

swodah 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:46

Isn't it assuring that she'll be all right - despite the possible grave situation...!?!?

boer 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:52

Well I could understand that view. When I was a kid, i loved going to my aunt and uncle. I could play on the computer there, play soccer with my cousins, I loved visiting them. my parents told me i'd go there if they died. I don't think i cared much..

cartering 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:58

Good idea 42, smack her. That way she'll start praying her mom dies instead of just not worrying that she might

Je_mapelle 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:59

#26: your mother's useless ? i kind of doubt that, considering she carried you around in her ****** for nine months, and then had the painful experience of child labor. you're thirty, huh. to think someone could be so immature/ungrateful at that age.

BLNovelist 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:02

Any dumb bitch can get pregnant, give birth, and do the minimal work possible to just keep the child alive - it takes a lot more effort and time to actually properly raise one.