Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 878
You deserved it 47 854

Same thing different taste

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Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

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shut the **** up FMLwrestler ya ******* geek stop tryin to impose your religious views on everyone else ya gimp

Kitty34_fml 0

"while I batted my eyes"? YDI.

carrot89 0

You consider flirting with a guy asking him what his favorite holiday is? Lol are you like 10?

skygirl27 0

wtf, why would you do that??

Wow. Seriously lame. Unless you're well known for your randomness, then...well, no, favorite holidays totally out of season *still* wouldn't work for you. And check your teeth. FMLwrestler - Okay, you're very opinionated. I could pick on a variety of things from your posts, but I choose one: "Even the Muslims RESPECT Jesus, they say he was a good prophet. And hell, the muslims try to blow us up!" Ever heard of racial profiling? Racism? Not only Muslims try to "blow us up". Non-islamic Americans have, too. And also, it's not Muslims in general you're talking about, it's proportionately small groups of radical, extremist Muslims. Please don't make those kind of inaccurate generalizations.

FMLwrestler get a life and get off here, you talk to much. Nobody Cares.

FMLwrestler 0

#118: That's not racism, because I did not say an opinion about Muslims. I simply stated a couple facts. There was only 1 terrorist attack on America by a non-Muslim, and that was Timothy McVeigh. So do not say "non-islamic americans have, too" because THAT IS A LIE. You make it sound PLURAL. There was only ONE attack by a non-muslim, so the correct way to say it is "one non-islamic american has, too." By the way, do you know how many terrorist attacks have been committed on America by Muslims, to be exact? 62 terrorist attacks by Muslim extremists in the last 35 years. 3,293 people have been killed. The most recent one was a Muslim man who beheaded his wife in the hallway, and shot at the police, after his wife "was seeking a divorce". Funny, Muslims are so tolerant and so for womens rights, huh? lol source: http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Pages/AmericanAttacks.htm =============== I actually wasn't trying to take a potshot on Muslims at all, but when you try to call me a racist and discredit what I was trying to say (when the Muslim thing wasn't even that relevant to my point), yes I am going to have to defend what I said. I don't lie on here. I don't make up things on here. Period. =============== It's funny, now that I have given proof via a source and you haven't, it seems to me that I am not making "generalizations" at all. I am giving a statistical fact that 62 terrorist attacks have been committed by Muslims, and only 1 has been committed by Non-Muslims. Thats all folks. I'm not gonna write anymore... unless anybody ELSE feels like something I said in my posts was inaccurate, false, or "racist"? PS hey i have a secret- it's not racist if it's simply a truthful fact! It's racist if it's a biased fact that was biased specifically based on race!

#76, as a hypocrite who celebrates holidays I know nothing about and don't care about I'm Offended. And this had nothing to do with religion until you posted.

Today, I had nothing better to do than read ALL of fml wrestlers incredibly long posts fml

Fml wrestler, holidays are about Santa claus and the Easter bunny, not about jebus crust. You ARE being racist to Muslims and your "source" is made by religulous crackpots like you. Stop trying to convert people over the Internet, I came hear to read fmls not about your silly god. People like u make me so glad I'm atheist.