Love, Embarrassing and Friends: Suave

Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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Denied

By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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Dick move

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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PositiveChillout 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

steph_darling 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:41

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

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Nextdusk 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:36

Good (and long) one #102 :O! And "nice" flirting. Lol.

Metronomy_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

FMLwrestler, please find something better to do with your time than write essays about religion on fmylife.com, a website where people come to read about funny moments in other people's lives. Appreciate the FML for what it is, and don't turn it into a religious debate.

nodbor 11

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:02

lettuce hope you do better next time

eliz3 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:37

What a stupid question to ask. Do you ever wonder why you don't have a boyfriend?

magoo_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:38

is there some sort of inuendo that would constitute easter or christams as sexy? like if he picked easter youd show him your easter eggs or christmas would be you pooter?

cajas 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 13:12

people who write essays about FMLs are dicks

nonynony 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:02

What an odd topic of conversation. Not only did you decide to make your move by talking about holidays, you made it a multiple-choice question. And two religious holidays nonetheless. Baffling.