Supernatural

By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 969
You deserved it 6 856

Same thing different taste

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I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.

twifan1901 0

You're not cool enough to be haunted op

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I haven't laughed so hard in ages my rib cage hurts lol

Oh noes, man displays sense of fear, not a man anymore. Let's chop off his manhood./Sarcasm

kandi_kid69 15

I'm sure if you've seen a ghost-like figure you wouldn't automatically go up to it and start a conversation, would you? I bet you'd be just as scared. ;)

Dude! U reacted lightly. I for one am positive that I would have had a stroke

erika729 1

Ikr! Lol I thought this was turning into a kidnapping story lol

linkinpark98 23

Well, now you know he was not a ghost, OP. :) But don't let your guard down! Those guys can be some sneaky little bastards.....

You irritate me, noor I'm not sure what it is but it seems to be your special talent

polkadot3155 6

Your husband collects children?? I would be worried the kid was kidnapped if I were you...

polkadot3155 6

I've never heard of collecting children...

polkadot3155 6

I've never heard of any one "collecting" children....

polkadot3155 6

Sorry I've never heard of "collecting" children before, and I'm glad you are so eager to point out my mistakes! People like you make FML do much better!

So, OP, you saw a child you didn't expect to see in your house. It turned out to be a simple misunderstanding on your part. I'm at a loss about what makes your life f'd based on this.

FML is a humour site to share moments about how life can sometimes flip us the bird. It's not all about the "My wife was murdered, I am diagnosed with cancer, i'm bankrupt, my kids left me, FML" kind of depressing shit. That would ssuck out the humour of this site.

MEM0817 18

It's a FML because a grown ass man screamed like a little girl bitch. A bit embarrassing dontcha think? I personally think its hysterical...