Money and Love: Supportive

Supportive

By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 366

You deserved it 4 225

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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 612

You deserved it 4 986

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 668

You deserved it 3 273

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 033

You deserved it 3 311

By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 548

You deserved it 2 545

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 593

You deserved it 1 647

By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 656

You deserved it 27 061

By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 438

You deserved it 6 178

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 955

You deserved it 2 660

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 541

You deserved it 2 405

By thanksforallyoursupportmomanddad - 10/11/2015 20:46 - United States - Arlington

Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 087

You deserved it 1 654

Dallasluver19 14

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:02

Nice parents you got there. You should prove them wrong.

plagiarismo 16

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:04

Can I, like, buy you some new parents?

Comments

Lafayo 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 4:59

there's someone for everyone, they come along when you least expect it. no rush, ignore ignorance & enjoy your life!

wunderbar1 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 5:01

It's about quality, not quantity. Who cares if you haven't had a bf yet... It's best to be looking for that one amazing guy instead of just dating multiple guys who treat you badly. Don't let your parents get to you.

AussieChild 22

Saturday 30 November 2013 5:23

My parents are the opposite, ha. I'm 22 and married, and they would have loved nothing more than for me to be single and travel the world, like my older sister.

Ksweety_fml 27

Saturday 30 November 2013 7:15

Awhh,, your parents ain't shit for that. That's so wrong. It's okay, OP. One day you will find your soul - mate. Don't let that get into your head..

majlymad 2

Saturday 30 November 2013 7:23

I know the feeling op my parents tease me about not ever having a long term gf

horneyhic 15

Saturday 30 November 2013 8:07

Sweetheart find me

Mirakledba 10

Saturday 30 November 2013 9:26

prove them wrong. And once you introduce them to him, say " DIDNT need any money at all"

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 30 November 2013 10:10

Meg???

chanelleyy 26

Saturday 30 November 2013 11:51

I can imagine my mum and my family aunt doing that to me...FYL OP

Gnu_fml 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 12:15

Blame it on the genes! What a horrible thing to say about their own child. I'm sure you are just as good a person and pretty as anyone. Heads up OP, be proud of yourself. The right person will come along when you least expect it. Don't let silly comments like that bring you down.