Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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Top comments

every1luvsboners 11

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

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HaloR 0

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

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borkchop1992 15

You gotta go when you gotta go

7 1
RadPenny 6

Some friend you have :/ these are guys who make other guys look bad.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

For using the bathroom whilst talking on the phone? Don't act like you've never done it.

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cherry26272627 6

14 got thumbed down, the reply to 14 got thumbed down, my comment will probably get buried...make up your mind people!

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guitargoddess89 3

Ohhh. So the best friend even though he was using the bathroom but was nice enough to listen to this girl talk about her problems is a jerk and makes other guys look like jerks. Not the boyfriend who cheated on her. Ok I think I got it.

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laupow89 4

So he had to pee? It's a natural function. Don't get all pissy.

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apbunome1 0

At least they went havin sex.

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btnhdude 0

Double fail. Nice try though.

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silentbutfunny 0

It was a try, but a "nice try" is going a little overboard, eh?

3 1
apbunome1 0

Well i missread the fml and legalize crystal meth is from a show

1 1
kristenleanne09 4

My best friend does that all the time, she calls me to vent while on the crapper.

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perdix 29

He was having a pissing contest with your boyfriend. Someone needs to explain to him that it is just a metaphor.

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EG14_fml 8

He's a dude. You actually think he wants to hear this stuff?

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silentbutfunny 0

Im a dude, and honestly i like to listen to people vent. As long as im not in the drama or what-not

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EG14_fml 8

Well not every guy is like you. I didnt mean to say all guys were like that, I was just sayin that there are alot of them dont want to listen to a girls drama with their ex. Didnt mean to stereotype guys or anythin

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silentbutfunny 0

When you started off with "hes a dude." you really did stereotype instantly

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EG14_fml 8

I feel your takin this too seriously…

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BrysGirl27 14

Haha ew wow disgusting:/...I'm sorry:(

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socoprincess 5

He had to take a piss...why is that a problem?

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