Surprise!

By SwimmingInFear - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Havertown

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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monkeybanana 7

Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?

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OAAS 0

Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time

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Meesersuperman1 4

You'll be fine. Dolphins are really nice. It should be fun.

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fyl7899 12

Dolphins are ok. It's the sharks that need to become extinct and fast

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someguy314159265 15

To all the people who clicked YDI: You really must be ignorant, not only of phobias, but also of how dangerous dolphins really are. I wouldn't trust such intelligent non-humans with my life. Hell, I barely trust humans with my life.

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captain__jj 5

I clicked YDI not because of being ignorant of phobias (I most certainly am not) or of how dangerous dolphins are, but because this chick was too stupid to ever bring up one of her biggest fears to her husband. You're going to be spending the rest of your lives together, mayyyybe that's something he should know.

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djxerxes9000 18

I'm sure he didn't plan that on porpoise

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Ambience138 11

Don't worry, I'm scared of dolphins, whales and sharks as well. Well I'm actually scared of water and anything in it. I feel for you. If someone told me I was going to the beach I'd have a massive panic attack and run away.

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Derpyhooves7 5

I'm normally alright with dolphins... I know they are quite capable of hurting me but I don't think one would unless I disturbed it. Whales and sharks are a different thing. I've been scared of sharks for as long as I can remember and whales are the same way with me. It's actually gotten really bad lately... I can't swim in a pool... with chlorine... I can barely face my fears of showering.

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oddsinourfavor 2

Well think of it this way- You'll have an awesome time with your new spouse and you might come to like dolphins. And if you get your leg bitten off, you get those cool artificial legs.

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aquaman95 7

Get over it.you lucky bastard.more like fhl for having to deal with u

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laxonlaxonlax 5

Maybe this will help you face your fears?

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