Surprise!

By SwimmingInFear - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Havertown

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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monkeybanana 7

Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?

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OAAS 0

Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time

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EyesofStone 27

It was a simple mistake, OP. Any-pod-dy could have made it.

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drlove78843 6

just stay on the beach

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tony1891 22

sharks I can see. but whales and..... dolphins? they're like the most gentle creatures on earth.

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love_me_electric 20

Dolphins are one of the few animals other than humans known to kill/rape for pleasure. At least the shark will only kill you if it's hungry.

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PlaySpades 21

It's called an irrational fear for a reason.

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Angelrose2004 17

I feel your pain, OP. The sight of a fish give me horrible panic attacks. I can't even be around somebody if they are eating salmon or something that resembles a fish... I know, i'm an oddball. Good luck and hope you enjoy yourself after all!

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2dog 15

Sorry, but You can't just say something that you are afraid of dolphins?

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DONTxCARE 0

Is it that hard to be happy about surprises and gifts?..

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Anatopist 6

Not if the surprise involves something you're terrified of, I guess.

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Dirty_Minded_FML 2

How can you be afraid of dolphins. they have been known to save people's lives.

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Helenarth 6

They have also been known to rape people. Also, fears are not always rational. Most spiders are harmless and darkness is just the absence of light but people are scared of those too.

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Dallasluver19 14

VWell, like they say, u gotta face your fears someday. Your day is today. >:)

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uberdubers 3

It's probably not today.. But actually when they go on the honeymoon..

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Dallasluver19 14

Hah.. Well then I am right.. Because 'today' was just a .. Typo. >:D

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rammy125 4

Just stay in your room and have sex all day and night, that way you'll never have to worry about it. Or you could just stop being a big pussy and get over your fears

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netbeui435 3

The dolphins will protect from sharks.

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