Surprise!

By SwimmingInFear - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Havertown

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 521
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

monkeybanana 7

Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?

Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time

Comments

I can get being scared of sharks, and orca whales, but dolphins and other whales??? Are whales gonna plankton you to death? I've heard of dolphins raping humans, which could make sense since they are known to have sex for pleasure, but you'll be in a controlled area more than likely.... People have the strangest ******* fears these days.

You'll be fine. Dolphins won't hurt you, they're cool and as long as it's not supershark or sharktopus you're good

Dolphins? But.. They're so sweet. Is it because of the one that raped a man?

graphicstyle7 17

I'm kinda wondering why your intended did not know about this phobia and pick something different. Phobias need to be dealt with, no doubt, I've overcome a few of my own... but not on your honeymoon!

natalia32710 8

Well if you guys got married, then he should have known everything about you. Your fault.

We went swimming with the dolphins last year, it was the most amazing experience of my life! They are so beautiful & so gentle as well, the trainers are right next to you.I dont know what all these people are talking about,I've never heard of dolphins being dangerous!!!! They are some of the most brilliant creatures on earth! Read up on them & learn about the fascinating things they are capable of! This should help to ease your fears of them! Good luck, I hope you go thru with it , it will change your life!!!!!

ThisBeAUsername 6

They should have a voting option titled "I don't care."

Mirequetz 6

I've swam with Dolphins, Orcas and Sharks (Hammerheads and Blue). Out of the 3, I enjoyed Sharks the most, surprisingly. It was awesome. There is nothing to be scared of, especially with Dolphins. In my experience, Orcas were the worst.