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I can get being scared of sharks, and orca whales, but dolphins and other whales??? Are whales gonna plankton you to death? I've heard of dolphins raping humans, which could make sense since they are known to have sex for pleasure, but you'll be in a controlled area more than likely.... People have the strangest ******* fears these days.
You'll be fine. Dolphins won't hurt you, they're cool and as long as it's not supershark or sharktopus you're good
Dolphins, whales, and sharks oh my!
Dolphins? But.. They're so sweet. Is it because of the one that raped a man?
We went swimming with the dolphins last year, it was the most amazing experience of my life! They are so beautiful & so gentle as well, the trainers are right next to you.I dont know what all these people are talking about,I've never heard of dolphins being dangerous!!!! They are some of the most brilliant creatures on earth! Read up on them & learn about the fascinating things they are capable of! This should help to ease your fears of them! Good luck, I hope you go thru with it , it will change your life!!!!!
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Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time