Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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NikkiAmber09 12

There's a reason you're not getting laid. Women don't have a right to sleep with you. Quit harassing women and try not to focus on having sex. It's great but there's more to life than sex. YDI and I hope your mom told you off.

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hazardmuffin 21

Hah! That's a brilliant idea on her part. If all you were looking for was sex, that's fine, but don't be an asshole and pester girls who clearly aren't interested. No one wants a guy who doesn't respect them enough to take no for an answer.

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Not_Impressed13 9

Well said. If a prospective bed mate indicates that he or she is not interested, back off. -This goes for women, too. We men aren't the only ones on the prowl out there!

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Faddyy6 17

your life not sucks actually you suck!

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allplayedout 20

Even the way you phrased this FML makes you sound like a ******* creep. Three cheers for the girl who called you on it.

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redmnky21 8

it's what u get for being a pig

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TogeBara 12

I'm not saying you deserved it, but there are plenty of guys out there that deserve this and get what they are after. Worst part is that a large portion of females that read this and vote YDI have probably had or will have a one night stand. That, in my opinion, invalidates their vote, but whatever. Same thing can be said for guys really. You should focus more on finding a girl you really like than trying to get into some chick's pants. At the very least don't put your mom's number in your phone as "mom" but instead use her real name.

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dunicha 20

um, no. just because a girl has had a one night stand in the past does not invalidate her opinion that this guy shouldn't be trying to force himself on a woman who told him no.

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BriCx 8

The fact that he wanted a one night stand isn't why he deserved that. If he found a girl who wanted it too, then whatever they do is no one's business but their own. It's the fact that he kept pressuring a girl who clearly did NOT want it that makes him a loser with a mama who should be ashamed of him. And no, I have never had a one night stand and don't plan to. It's just not what I do, but if others want to do it, I won't stop them.

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awkward_gothlady 32

How does that invalidate their vote? Maybe the person they had a one night stand with didn't make them feel like they were being coerced into it, or maybe they did feel coerced and thought "ew! never again" and wished they could have done what the girl did. This guy sounds like an entitled creep, and just because someone's had a one night stand doesn't mean she can't legitimately think he deserved the treatment he got.

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fwongraven 10

Do all women a favour and Google "consent". Someone having sex in the past does not obligate them to be coersed by any disgusting twat who may ever come their way.

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musiciangirl591 16

riddle me this, how does a one night stand automatically invalidate a vote, everyone has made mistakes, including you, ok, back to the fml, she obviously wasn't interested and the fact he used the phrase "finally gave in" makes him sound like a creep... thats why so many people voted YDI

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hazardmuffin 21

How on earth does that invalidate their vote? It's not about the fact that OP was looking for a one night stand, it's the fact that OP was an asshole and wouldn't leave the girl alone after she said no. There's nothing wrong with just hooking up for a night so long as it's what BOTH parties involved agree to.

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colemarie10 8

The fact that you've said "finally gave in" indicates that you pushed her quite hard on this topic. If she doesn't want to sleep with you after your first, or at the very most second, polite offer then you move on. That shouldn't be something you have to be told. I think she was fully justified in doing that, in fact, I kind of admire her method.

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