Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Spicy
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 305
You deserved it 93 895

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

Comments

Why the **** would you want to sleep with someone you have to harass until she finally gives in?? 'Wahoo! She clearly wasn't interested but I persisted and she finally gave in!' - how can people think like this?? I'm baffled.

myoukei 31

You sir are a scumbag on the same level as OP.

katie_xoxo3 16

You're a jerk, I hope you're not looking for sympathy because YDI

If even you say she "finally gave in" then you deserve every bit of that and more.

You know, judging by the wording of the FML, I almost have to wonder if this is just something OP made up to watch us all flip out. I'm not saying things like this don't happen, but no sane person would actually post about it and honestly expect sympathy.

Actually, guys expect sympathy all the time when they get rejected by a girl.

Heathtastic 10

OP you're a douche nozzle. Learn some respect and maybe you won't have to harass women YDI.

mrsnugglefunny 10

'Finally gave in'? Christ, man, she's a woman, not a large mouth bass!

Look on the bright side, you still have Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters

thunderniron 22

Good for her. Her parents raised her right.