Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
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iAlissa 34

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

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grrhelpme 12

Sounds like girlfriend material

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myoukei 31

She is girlfriend material, she's just way above OP's leauge.

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Norris_FTW_77 9

If anything the girl should be posting, "So I went to this bar last night. Totally just wanted to have some drinks, talk to my friends, and dance. Wasn't looking to pick up a guy at all. Didn't even shave my legs. Then some a-hole started hitting on me, wouldn't take no for an answer for hours, and completely ruined my night. I finally had to trick him into giving me his phone so I could call his Mom and tell on him to get him to leave me alone. FML" In other words...YDI. I'll keep my eyes open for her post.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I expect that post to be on here.

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lalaney 14

I don't really buy it that women go to clubs just to drink with their friends and dance. I think they want attention and or sex, which is TOTALLY OKAY. They shouldn't be shamed into lying that they don't want sex. I know women that talk about not shaving their legs BECAUSE they want to sleep with a man but do this to stop themselves. Ladies, speaking as one, it's okay to like sex and to initiate it with people who you like. Be discerning and smart, but go for it. Don't let society tell you you're a ****.

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jadefire15 17

Oh no, women can't go to clubs to have fun, they all want sex! Seriously dude, are you an idiot?! Some of your comment was good but SERIOUSLY?! Why can't people assume that women go out to enjoy themselves?! Because we have the ability to do that you know!

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Ksweety_fml 27

Well, you deserve it for trying to get inside her panties!.

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morningwood4521 8

I think you laid it on there a tincy bit pal

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steffidallasbfl 16

Wow you're a disgusting pig. Learn to respect women

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ClumsyKee 14

Having your name set to "not getting laid" sounds so self-entitled. You may have pity for yourself but let me assure you, none of US feel bad for you. Never pressure and disrespect someone like that. From the way you worded everything, I wouldn't be surprised at all that you legitimately harassed her.

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Misshhh 23

Op, you DEFINITELY deserved what you got. I don't care if it's been a long time since you've gotten any sex but never disrespect a woman by talking her down just to get her number and sleep with her once and then never see her again. No one has ever said you have to present yourself as an idiot just to get laid. Shame on you and I hope your mom knows the type of son she raised -_-

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Am I the only one who wants to hear what choice pickup lines this guy was using that got her to "give in?"

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BriCx 8

That sounds genius. I wish I could give that girl a high five. YDI for being so pushy OP.

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