Harassment and Love: Tactical nuke

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By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 238

By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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You deserved it 5 026

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 14 945

By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 10:13 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while out for dinner with my parents, a woman, approximately the same age as my mother, repeatedly propositioned me for sex during the course of my meal. After declining firmly several times, she only stopped after my mother convinced her I was gay. FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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You deserved it 10 340

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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You deserved it 4 361

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 792

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 37 545

iAlissa 34

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:07

Maybe the woman respects herself enough not to sleep with a stranger

jensen21 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:10

When you use "finally gave in" it seems like you were definitely harassing her.

Comments

ragini95 16

Sunday 13 October 2013 23:57

If you have to 'get' someone to sleep with you, you're doing it wrong. And from all women everywhere - **** off.

stretchedthin 20

Monday 14 October 2013 0:07

you're a pig seriously women are not here to please you sexually if that was me you were pressuring me I would have whooped your ass boy.

LeatherEmporium 7

Monday 14 October 2013 0:08

If you're looking for sympathy, you've come to the wrong place.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 14 October 2013 0:13

OP sounds to me like one of those desperate guys who buys and memorizes a couple of Pick Up Artist books or goes to a class or something. YDI, dude. You're lucky you didn't get kicked in the nuts.

pazuzus_intern 10

Monday 14 October 2013 21:48

I'm physically incapable of understanding why some guys think that works, some of those lines are the most vulva-withering thing I could ever hear.

brunbanan 12

Monday 14 October 2013 0:13

A no is always a no, Op.

fwongraven 10

Monday 14 October 2013 0:18

Massive, massive props to her for actually fighting back and giving you what you deserve. I hope you read all these comments, I hope your mom makes your life hell and I hope you never, ever do that to a woman again.

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 14 October 2013 0:28

There is always going to be those annoying guys who are only looking to get laid, however it takes two to tango and If no one was ever successful then you'd never see those type of guys. Everyone has different goals when they go out, to each his own. Please don't act like you've just descended from the heavens.

fwongraven 10

Monday 14 October 2013 0:31

He wasn't just "trying to get laid", he was pressuring her for an extended period of time when she wasn't interested. If this technique actually works it's called rape, so it does not "take two to tango" in the case of the OP.