Work: Tactical

Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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You deserved it 3 941

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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You deserved it 544

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

Amogus

By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 18:00 - United States - Sorrento

Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML

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By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 2 525

The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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You deserved it 1 208

Unfair

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 07:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 359

You deserved it 4 868

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By terribob1 - 08/07/2016 14:52

Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML

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You deserved it 4 505

sbcpunkrocker 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:05

seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 3 August 2009 20:16

******* bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all. Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....

Comments

lolololololololl 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:34

With whatever savings you got left, go to her house and tie her whole family with a rope and start raping them all and taking their money and when everythings done, start with her husband and work your way up to her by shooting them and making their brains splatter all over, fry the pieces and feed them very hot to your co-worker and if she vomits or refuses to eat, force them down her throat and cut her toes and fingers and stick em up her asshole

yeahsurre 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:03

why did you post this twice? good lord..

THswagPLAYA 1

Thursday 19 January 2017 14:24

this guy very smart

visage 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:38

If everyone was clapping that leads me to believe you've f'd a few of them over.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:38

Haha you know what you should do, accuse her of creating a plan to assassinate your boss.

aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 20:43

Normally I'm not a big fan of lawsuits, but you might have a case.

beethoven_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:46

everyone applauded? you must have been a frigging pain in the butt. still she is a bitch

CynicComedian 2

Monday 3 August 2009 20:48

Not a fan of lawsuits either, but if you're telling the truth, you can and should get compensated for false termination. This is a time when suing is OK.

WithS 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:41

Well not just a to get compensated for the termination, you can also try to sue for psychological trauma, caused by a coworker abusing her rights and getting away with it and how much his boss does not trust him. Something on the lines of how he cant work for an extended period of time due to trauma and is now too afraid of being blackmailed and abused by his female coworkers.

Da_Gov 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:53

Go Key her car and write "bitch" on her windshield in sharpie!

starflake 3

Monday 3 August 2009 20:56

I agree to this - You can sue for unfair dismissal.

quinnteh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:01

Ever seen the movie Disclosure? Starring Michael Douglas and Demi Moore. It's about this guy who got a sexual harassment accusation from this bitch, (he's innocent) but fought back and won.

letitbe56 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:02

You can sue for that. Defamation of some kind? I'm not a tort law expert, but she clearly lied, and that lie is going to affect your reputation, your ability to get a job, and maybe even your personal relationships. Plus, she sounds like a psychopath, not even kidding. Get a lawyer. FYL.