Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 904
You deserved it 14 253

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

Comments

poeticpunk77 0

Dear people, Its 2009, almost 2010. "The Scarlet Letter" is considered CLASSIC literature for a reason. :P People who wait to have sex until their married are probably the minority. That's not to say that I don't respect your decision. If you chose to wait until you're married, then good for you. I admire the fact that you stick to your view and don't let people influence what you believe. But don't go judging and condemning people just because they don't prescribe to your same views. And certainly don't call them a ****. How do you know the OP isn't a rape victim (god forbid) or a widow? Yeah, you probably feel like an ass now, don't you? Yes, the 2 year old got scissors, big deal. You wouldn't be so condemning if this was someone who was already married whose 2 year old destroyed something else important. So get over yourselves and take your bigoted views elsewhere.

haleycstar 0
poeticpunk77 0

And OP, I hope your wedding still goes well :)

DarkxRaven 0
cybely 0

Abortions grant wishes from the future.

Xo_Exia_oX 0

They say Sex Before Marriage, but you never listen. They need to use this in Sex Ed.

Well it obviously wasn't a white wedding dress so you can probably go back to walmart and pick something nice out in the morning.

how unnecessarily rude and uncalled for.

I bet your the father of the bastard child.

Way to make yourself look like a judgmental ********. Next time, kill yourself before you make another stupid comment. Idiotic ******* asshole.

Why kill myself when I get so much enjoyment getting a rise out of people like yourself. You really do make it to easy. I bet you got picked on a lot as a child.

whatsmccraken 0

What?! No premarital sex? What the hell am I supposed to do everyday after school then? It's the best natural stress reliever you know...you just have to be safe about it. Also, how would I know if my future spouse will be good in bed if we don't mess around beforehand? Is procreation the only thing sex is good for?

You should stab the little accident. Although it's your fault for having premarital sex.

Hm. A lot of you seem either to be woefully ignorant or purposefully dense. The FML states nothing about the OP other than that she is getting married and she has a child. The child could have been born during a previous marriage. The OP could be getting married for the second time as either a divorcee or a widow. The child could be the child of the fiance. Regardless, it's irrelevant to the FML. If you're against premarital sex, you have every right to your opinion and your choice to wait should be respected, but passing judgment on those who do not share your view is immature and pathetic. Not everyone shares your values or your religion, whatever they might be. Further, some of you have obviously never been around two-year-olds. They are more than capable of crawling out of their cribs or beds; they're more than capable of opening drawers and childproofed items; and they're not above climbing on furniture to get items placed on higher shelves. Who knows how the child got the scissors? Again, it's irrelevant to the FML. Children that age most certainly can use scissors, to cut everything from their hair to their dolls' clothing. My daughter had safety scissors which were capable of cutting through fabric. So what? OP, I'm so sorry about your dress. That sucks big time, and for that which symbolizes what should be one of the happiest days of your life to be ruined is horrible. This place used to be fun, but now it's nothing but fake FMLs, people whining about fake FMLs, people claiming even true FMLs are fake, and trolls and religious zealots. Too bad. :( Still, it's fun to laugh at them! :D

whatsmccraken 0

Cum dumpster? Cum dumper maybe. Anyways, I took the cum dumpster's V years ago before she became the deemed receptacle! Sloppy seconds!

whatsmccraken 0