Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 904
You deserved it 14 253

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

Comments

fanstasia 5

And it will [hopefully] be a funny story when she is older??

So your two-year-old managed to get a pair of scissors while you were asleep? And you're concerned about the dress? I hope when you explain this to the groom, he realizes how stupid you must be and runs away screaming. It's a wonder the kid's still alive.

mylife9753 0

alexZB is retarted. it sound so much better the way she did it you dumbass.

children out of wedlock are evil? is that the focus of this?

hazelwolfeyes 0

i read all these comments n i laughed. im sorry, i was born catholic n thought the belief systems n what it demands were straining. i have sex n am not married. i have one partner...doesnt make me a ****... needless to say...i removed myself from the church... like everyone says the child couldve come from a prev. marriage, rape, or she could be widowed. you all judge her for something that makes her happy... isnt it said... "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"? i highly doubt any of you saying ydi for having a child/premarital sex can throw the first stone...so shut the hell up already...sweet jeebus... OP: i agree with a comment that said, wear it anyway :) she helped in a way...if you cant...same colored slips n threads work wonders...take lots of pictures! n have fun...luck in your future :D

In this culture I'd say the woman is practically saintly for actually getting married. No one cares about religion anymore :/

YDI for putting scissors where a two year old child can get a hold of them.

HRaeH 0

I hope you beat the piss out of that kid.

deliapearl 0

the OP could have been raped and then had a child. not everyone believes in abortion. but she could consider a cage for the child until she's housebroken.