Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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Sherry_Berry_92 6

If you guys are teens without your license, it will get much easier later on when one (or both) of you can drive. If you are actually adults though, it sounds like you are not very high on her priority list.

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teresa96706 29

Just wondering, how did you got teens w/out their liscense out of of this FML?

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daemonsparta 16

who else is she filling in? or should i say is filling her in? time for a breakup

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amileah13 26

Wow. That's just so sad. Hopefully things will get better between you two or maybe it's time for a fresh start with someone who isn't so busy that you literally have to schedule sex with. (Unless you're trying to have a baby, then I can understand.)

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tman1985 9

She may not want a baby, so it could go both ways for the timing

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_ely_foster_ 11

are you the only one on her schedule? why so long lol

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StickyPickles 33

If you aren't happy op then leave. Plenty of fish in the sea. . Your needs are important too sir

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Jord_Fox 14

Check to see if this relationship is still good Though you might have to wait 3 weeks to check

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Dick_diamond 22

Look at the positive. You're getting laid in two weeks. Yay!!

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empbob 20

Sounds like you're not the only guy waiting for your appointment.

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