Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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gunnerblaster 21

I'm not saying that sex is all that matters, in a relationship, but it is a vital way of really connecting with your partner. If she's cutting you off, I'd take a moment to evaluate your relationship.

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Joshawott 21

...what? Are you sure that those dates weren't y'know, appointments with a very popular prostitute?

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joshi42 16

She couldn't find a free slot for you?

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Mysterious_one 26

Must be one full scheduled puss...

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pyrexicpoet 18

Wonder who else she has booked for those two weeks lol

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Jiratias 36

"Make an appointment to have sex". That does not look like a healthy viable relationship, you should have a serious talk with your girlfriend.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Time to consider an alternate primary care provider.

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