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By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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thesadboy 19

welcome to marriage. you're not married? GET OUT! GET OUT while you still can!!!!!

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fitforme 4

To be honest, I think you're over reacting. My boyfriend gets really stressed about college work and sometimes he puts off having sex for that long because he struggles. And while, I would have sex with him everyday if I could, I love him enough to realise that sex isn't everything in a relationship. If a two week dry spell is a "new low" then perhaps your relationship isn't that great to begin with?

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alextaylor86 8

Yeah I mean it's time reevaluate when it gets to that point. sex should be spontaneous not scheduled.

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justmeCee 16

Sorry op. Went through something similar and it's better to just end it because she is more than likely cheating on you

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breberry304 27

I hope no one was ahead of you in the queue.

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Drosophila82 18

Are some parts arriving in the mail?! Lol

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