Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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RealSuperSand 21

Did she have you take a number? Because then you know it's bad.

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Attacksloth 33

Does... that imply that she's cheating on you? You both need to sit down and talk.

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thisguy22 33

Is she all booked up for the next 2 weeks with her other flings? Busy girl...

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kirby1964 20

Do these "dates" cost a couple hundred dollars? Are you sure she is not a prostitute?

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tbro47 23

On the bright side, at least there's not a queue.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Isn't about him queuing up, it's about her having this level of control. Weird and not healthy.

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iwadasn 32

It may not be that she's controlling. My first thought was that she has a very busy schedule and OP feels she's not making enough time for him.

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DisturbedSRT8 17

At least you have a chance of getting some!

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vikky538 28

Are you sure that she is girlfriend only for you?

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worldclassrager 39

Does she treat relationships like a business? I hate to say this but you two might be better off breaking this off

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quickfingers100 15

I feel for you bro......pack up and move on

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leogachi 15

Why the **** is everyone saying to break it off? You don't even know the story. What if she's working and going to school full time, so she's too exhausted for sex? Just because she's busy doesn't mean that she isn't making time for Op, it could just mean sex is the last thing she wants to do.

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