Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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crazycly 7

Wow dude.just wow. When did she have you taken to the vet and castrated??

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SaturnCheese 5

I agree with everyone else, you should really talk this out. A relationship can last with or without sex, in my opinion, but if you're reduced to making appointments with your partner to get laid, you should definitely have a sit-down soon.

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nightfall8705 33

Time to talk it out or move on.

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CandyApple88 13

I wonder how many others are in her appointment book. OP needs to have a talk with his girlfriend. But sounds like he should move on to a girl who will treat him right.

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fabcade 14

I think you need a new girlfriend

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Gillett 23

Dude. ... That ain't your girlfriend!

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