Take a ticket

By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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abbyade 21

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

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DaRito 25

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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LissaPalumbo 14

Dang...I thought that kinda stuff didn't happen until after marriage. FYL

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HoboMeth 33

I wonder if anyone else has scheduled appointments

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mattrd_fml 31

let's face it. life gets in the way. I don't know how old op is, but when you're busy with work, kids and other activities sometimes you just dont have the time. we've had to schedule playtime before. there's no shame in it. at least you're both still having it.

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MzZombicidal 36

How does OP deserve it though?

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nitrog100 21

Doesn't matter, scheduled to have sex.

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kissandcontrol01 20

Is she trying to conceive? Other than that, I don't understand. Even if that were the case.. It's not necessary to hold off like that.

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thejzabs 25

She obviously doesn't care for you, so do the healthiest thing for yourself and move on

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