Take the L

By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

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protegemoi_fml 0

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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Warlock_fml 0

For you people who think that it's all a matter of talking to girls, you are DEAD ******* WRONG! I am in college where girls are everywhere. I talk to lots of em. I still can't get a chick. I've hit on probably 25 girls in the last 7 months between school and the bars, still none of them want me.

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UGADAWG34 0

You all are pathetic losers...

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AngelPie34 0

Wow, that's funny, cause I watched that too, and I thought the SAME thing! And its not pathetic. Some people have standards and shouldn't have settle!

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sillypun 0

I hope your standards cuddle you to sleep at night when you are tired and satisfy your sexual desires when you DIE ALONE! Keep waiting on Brad Pitt, fattie.

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genericnickname 0

Like-minded individual with the same sad story #120 reporting in.

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sillypun 0

#121 hope.... trust me... once you overlook your "flaws," you will become untouchable. Confidence is sexy as hell.

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mstrada 0

I'm 20 and have never had a boyfriend either and I'm the only single one left from my friends..

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Boxtop5000 0

I'm 21 and never had a real girlfriend. The last girl I considered my "girlfriend" never loved me the same way I loved her and pretty much told me that the only reason she was "friends" with me was because she needed the extra attention. F our L.

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